So I know I went to Spain about three months ago (it's so ridiculous how fast time flies) and that I've been promising an update and here, finally it is.
We left in the same flurry of sleepy, slightly hungover excitement that had proceeded our Italy trip. However, due to my inability to properly time the bus ticket, we got to the airport about twenty minutes before our flight was about to take off. I got stopped at security for having face moisturizer in my suitcase and then we ran, slid and slipped down stairs and hallways and somehow, even though we were about half an hour late at this point, managed to get on our flight.
We landed at Barajas, found the always helpful underground map and headed off in the general direction of our hotel. Here is where I made my second mistake of the day. I had forgotten to look up the address for the hotel. Not only that but I had forgotten to remember the name of our hotel. All I had was: Parque de Retiro, which was a park I knew our hotel said it was close by. So we walked. And walked. And walked until miracle upon miracles, we found it chilling out on a street corner. The hotel itself, Once it was found, was wonderful. We collapsed on the bed and fell asleep for a little while before heading out to explore the city.
We didn't know quite where all the restaurants were so we wandered until we found a place that looked decent enough. We went in and looked at the menu. Now let me tell you, I'm a Spanish minor. I like to think I know Spanish pretty well but I'll tell you, I did not understand a single thing on this menu. I ended up ordering strips of Iberian ham. And potatoes. Which you might thing doesn't sound so bad and you're right. J on the other hand, decided to order something he was seeing on all the suggestion boards: caracoles. Which in English means....
We both ate it, just so we could say we did but Spanish snails, for those not well-versed in the finer foods, are pretty nasty.
Stay tuned for Day 2! Coming to a blog near you :]
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Friday, February 4, 2011
Friday, December 3, 2010
Rome, Italy Part 2!
The third day, we forked over the money to be able to tour the Sistene Chapel & St. Peter's Basilica and, with the exception of our last meal in Italy, I think that was one of the best uses of our money. Seriously. Everything about Vatican City is gorgeous. The walk up to the Chapel was long but we managed to see a lot of things along the way. We had the most hilarious tour guide ever and she explained enough things to keep it interesting but left enough up to the imagination so that people weren't falling asleep.
I can't really use my words to explain just how beautiful and grand our walk up to the Chapel was so I'll recap real quick and then use pictures.
1. We saw a giant pine cone which represents fertility. J wouldn't let me leave until I took an embarrassing people in front of it. People were laughing. Obviously. And pointing. Highlight of my day.
2. We saw the most intense bathtubs.
3. We saw things stolen from the Egyptians.
4. Absolutely beautiful pieces of art.
5. Ceiling art that looked 3D even though it was actually completely flat.
6. THE most beautiful tapestries I've ever seen.
You would've thought that all this beauty would've desensitized me a little bit but we hadn't even gotten to the grand finale. Our tour guide (who was an art history major who studied the Sistine Chapel and because of this, was someone I was inclined to believe) told us that the best and only way of truly appreciating the Sistine was to walk with your head down to the very back and then turn around. There are two reasons for this. The first is that, if you look around as soon as you get in, you'll probably explode. There is just so much art everywhere, it's overwhelming and you'd probably miss the back of the Sistine, which is, in my opinion, just as pretty as the top. The second reason was that the panels on the ceiling were painted in an order that needs to be viewed from beginning to end. And the beginning just happens to be at the back.
So J and I held hands and avoided all the crowds to finally make it to the back. The guards kept yelling 'NO PICTURES' but I was really sly about it and managed to snap a few.
They aren't the best but I do have my shaky hand problem and I was having to be super sly about it. Something that doesn't come naturally to someone like me I'm afraid.
After that, we went and drank from some nifty fountain and went to the catacombs of the popes. I actually refrained from taking pictures there, out of respect for the dead, but it was also an incredible sight in itself. There were piles of letters and flowers by Pope John Paul II and a crowd of people quietly observing from outside the glass. Their reverence was absolutely moving. A few feet down the way (purposefully, perhaps?) was St. Peter. He had the coolest tomb but it was guarded by a few members of the Swiss Guard and about 17 panels of glass so there was no getting close to that.
Afterwards, we made our way to St. Peter's Basilica and admired the architecture and decorations there. Really, this is probably one of the most beautiful places in the world.
I know this is getting absurdly long but I promise this is almost over. I really need to learn to talk less :/ Anyway, after a nap, we went out to Piazza del Popolo which consisted of puddles and this statue also stolen from the Egyptians paired with a lovely fountain but the really great part comes after. J and I were starving (as we normally are) and he let me pick. I usually have a hit-or-miss sense when it comes to food but SOMEHOW I managed to pick the most INCREDIBLE place in the world.
This is not an understatement. I'm enclosing a picture of the name just so someone else can go and joy it. Order the roast chicken and potatoes. I don't know how anything else tastes but this will seriously change your mind. This is the pitch I gave to some people outside (from my college! So weird) who were debating whether or not to eat there. They did and I'm willing to bet that their lives were also changed.
I can't really use my words to explain just how beautiful and grand our walk up to the Chapel was so I'll recap real quick and then use pictures.
1. We saw a giant pine cone which represents fertility. J wouldn't let me leave until I took an embarrassing people in front of it. People were laughing. Obviously. And pointing. Highlight of my day.
2. We saw the most intense bathtubs.
3. We saw things stolen from the Egyptians.
4. Absolutely beautiful pieces of art.
5. Ceiling art that looked 3D even though it was actually completely flat.
6. THE most beautiful tapestries I've ever seen.
You would've thought that all this beauty would've desensitized me a little bit but we hadn't even gotten to the grand finale. Our tour guide (who was an art history major who studied the Sistine Chapel and because of this, was someone I was inclined to believe) told us that the best and only way of truly appreciating the Sistine was to walk with your head down to the very back and then turn around. There are two reasons for this. The first is that, if you look around as soon as you get in, you'll probably explode. There is just so much art everywhere, it's overwhelming and you'd probably miss the back of the Sistine, which is, in my opinion, just as pretty as the top. The second reason was that the panels on the ceiling were painted in an order that needs to be viewed from beginning to end. And the beginning just happens to be at the back.
So J and I held hands and avoided all the crowds to finally make it to the back. The guards kept yelling 'NO PICTURES' but I was really sly about it and managed to snap a few.
They aren't the best but I do have my shaky hand problem and I was having to be super sly about it. Something that doesn't come naturally to someone like me I'm afraid.
After that, we went and drank from some nifty fountain and went to the catacombs of the popes. I actually refrained from taking pictures there, out of respect for the dead, but it was also an incredible sight in itself. There were piles of letters and flowers by Pope John Paul II and a crowd of people quietly observing from outside the glass. Their reverence was absolutely moving. A few feet down the way (purposefully, perhaps?) was St. Peter. He had the coolest tomb but it was guarded by a few members of the Swiss Guard and about 17 panels of glass so there was no getting close to that.
Afterwards, we made our way to St. Peter's Basilica and admired the architecture and decorations there. Really, this is probably one of the most beautiful places in the world.
I know this is getting absurdly long but I promise this is almost over. I really need to learn to talk less :/ Anyway, after a nap, we went out to Piazza del Popolo which consisted of puddles and this statue also stolen from the Egyptians paired with a lovely fountain but the really great part comes after. J and I were starving (as we normally are) and he let me pick. I usually have a hit-or-miss sense when it comes to food but SOMEHOW I managed to pick the most INCREDIBLE place in the world.
This is not an understatement. I'm enclosing a picture of the name just so someone else can go and joy it. Order the roast chicken and potatoes. I don't know how anything else tastes but this will seriously change your mind. This is the pitch I gave to some people outside (from my college! So weird) who were debating whether or not to eat there. They did and I'm willing to bet that their lives were also changed.
Monday, October 4, 2010
Translator
American to British Translator
v. 1
Chips = Crisps
Fries = Chips
Biscuits = Cookies
Jello = Jelly
Jelly = Jam
Guido/Thugesque Individual = Chav
To be like aforementioned = Chavvy
Drunk = Wankered
Shrimp = Prawn
This is all I can think of off the top of my head but are the things that have most complicated my life as of recently. Especially the whole Chips/Crisps fiasco. Another odd thing about these "crisps"? The flavors:
There are also things like Prawn Cocktail, Cheese & Onion and Steak & Onion. I have not been brave enough to try any of these flavors yet but I'll let you know if that changes.
Happy Monday everyone!
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